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Somebody's got to clean this floor.
This cabana is filthy.
Its name is Roomba, it is a vacuum
It picks up feathers and pet hair, rolls around the floor down there
A harmless robot it will pick up stuff
And while you never ever clean you can count on this machine
Across your filthy floor, picks up dirt dust and more
You are young and you hate to do chores
Who could ask for more?
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Yes it's a refurb, so it's no diamond
But you can watch it from your chair, see your Roomba vacuum there
And when it's finished, goes back to Home Base
But you don't even have to care, it won't go sailing down stairs
It senses drop-offs too, it might bump into you
If you lie motionless on the floor
But why would you
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You need a vacuum to take care of your room)
Its name is Roomba, it is a vacuum
It sucks up large and small debris, it's perfect for you and me
It filters pollen, also dust bunnies
It will clean entire floors, under furniture 'round doors
You will feel so refined
Better deal you won't find
Now while your Roomba is handling cleaning
You can drink yourself blind
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Warranty: 90 Day iRobot
Condition: Refurbished
Features:
- Efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors
- Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom
- Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more
- Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin
- Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin
- Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges
- Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
- Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
- Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
- Simple operation—just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest
- Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base® to dock and recharge between cleanings
- Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
- Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
- Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
- Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
Additional Photo:
In the box:
- (1) iRobot Roomba 530
- (1) Virtual Wall
- (1) Self-charging Home Base
- (1) Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
- (1) Rechargeable Battery
- (1) Filter
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